King Size (2012)

About this game

Have you always wanted to be the King or Queen of the Dick? With King Size, now it’s possible to find out who’s the longest! Grab the 6 dice and wow your friends with your length. The game plays over one round, during which each player rolls dice up to three times. 1• Take all 6 dice and give them a good shake. 2• Roll them once. 3• You may choose to reroll any of the dice a second or third time. Note: all Hearts you roll are set aside and cannot be rerolled. 4• After 3 rolls, analyze your results! If you’ve rolled at least one Ballsack AND one Head determine the length of your dick by adding up your dice! If you failed to roll at least one Ballsack AND one Head, your score is zero - but don’t forget to show off your small but mighty member. If you roll 5 Hearts, you’ve gone soft. It’s okay, it happens to everyone. Take all 6 dice and take another turn! If you roll 6 Hearts, you’ve found True Love! The game ends immediately and you’re declared the winner! After one round, if nobody’s found True Love, the player with biggest dick is the winner! Stamp them so everyone knows about their King-Sized dick! If there’s a tie, play another game ;)

Does it fit your group?

• Group size. Works with 2 to 69.
• Rules load. At 1.0/5 this is a light game — explain it in a few minutes, good for a table that has not played much.
• Age. The publisher suggests 18 and up. That rates the rules rather than the artwork, so judge the box yourself for younger players.